coolskeleton_95: (Hi there!//Neutral//It's Papyrus!)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS ([personal profile] coolskeleton_95) wrote2015-12-31 10:43 pm

Video/Action for New Bark Town

Greetings, humans! I’m quite impressed that you have such small devices capable of connecting to the internet! Why, it's even smaller than the smallest cell phones! The portability is simply amazing!

That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]

IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!

Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!

Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ No)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Deep breath before answering.]

They've got books on it if you need more details.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Or you can find a doctor. I'm sure there's some around here that don't treat Pokémon.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Team by team)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
My name's Dipper Pines, not human.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ World serves its own needs)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Who might just crash and burn with this whole suddenly human thing.]

Right. Good to know.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Common group)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Friends. Sounds like a good time.

[As long as no more yelling happens.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-18 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's so weird to come across someone so honest about things like this that it makes Dipper somewhat suspicious. It's like Soos all over again.]

I think you'd get along fine with my sister...
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Reporters baffled)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-24 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[With a name like Papyrus, is his name like a font or a style of paper?]

And I take it he's not here.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Music?

[................ Dang it.]

Oh, that. You'll start ignoring that after a few days.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ It starts with an earthquake)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-25 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It changes wherever you go. It's like each town and route has a theme song. Some of them are catchy.

[Like Goldenrod.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ No)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-28 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Music's not that important.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Feed it up a knock)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-29 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You can set moods without music!
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Fine)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-30 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
So you're trying to say music makes everything better? There's time when that's not true.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Then)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-31 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
What's a proper mood supposed to be? Like, the whole dating thing?

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