coolskeleton_95: (Hi there!//Neutral//It's Papyrus!)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS ([personal profile] coolskeleton_95) wrote2015-12-31 10:43 pm

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Greetings, humans! I’m quite impressed that you have such small devices capable of connecting to the internet! Why, it's even smaller than the smallest cell phones! The portability is simply amazing!

That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]

IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!

Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!

Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!
ratingspoint: (EASY ♥ alas poor burgerpants)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-01-03 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, that...that actually gets his expression to soften a bit, really, though it's not by much and he doesn't seem too interested in dwelling - ]

So you were watching that, were you? Not that I'm surprised! My ratings have never been so high...

But what can I say? Only the best for you and my other loyal viewers.
veggie_vamp: (Horst Cabal)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-03 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there going to be one soon, you think?
dangerousidol: (♠ Said you're never some back)

[personal profile] dangerousidol 2016-01-03 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's that bad. And not all people who've been turned human were monsters. One of the people here was immortal... or maybe more than one?

[It's pretty cool to think about.]
awesmazings: (☼ overthrew you)

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[personal profile] awesmazings 2016-01-03 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't believe there could be other skeletons out there, Papyrus? Just like how there's lots and lots of humans in this world?
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Grunt)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-03 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[............ this is one of the weirdest conversations he's had here to date.

THIS IS AWESOME!]


... is it made of people?
veggie_vamp: (Nyctivoe)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Then that means we're ahead of the curve! You can officially say you're his number one fan here! And since you told me about him, I can be number two!

[JUST SO JAZZED OVER SOMEONE SHE NEVER KNEW EXISTED A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO]
veggie_vamp: (Default)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're the MTT expert now! Everyone will come to you to ask about him!
veggie_vamp: (Default)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-04 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Way to go, Papyrus!

[She'll even give her device to one of her 'mons so she can applaud for you.]
ratingspoint: (OH ♥ but you're all half-centaur darling)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-01-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Do you, darling? Well, that's-

[...Wait.

Wait, wait, wait.]


Oh, was that human a friend of yours?

[Huh.]
doesntdomuch: (I love you)

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[personal profile] doesntdomuch 2016-01-04 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hey no need to thank me! It's not like I'm the one who turned you human.

I'm Perry, by the way.
awesmazings: (☼ of your dreams)

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[personal profile] awesmazings 2016-01-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, totally! I'm all ears!

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