Video/Action for Route 29

[coolskeleton_95]

GREETINGS ONCE AGAIN HUMANS! HERCULANUM HAS BEGUN HIS TRAINING THIS DAY, AND HE HAS TAKEN TO IT LIKE A TOMATO TO SAUCE! WHY, HE REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MYSELF WHEN I BEGAN MY TRAINING TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD... [Papyrus wipes a tear away as he waxes nostalgic.]

IN FACT, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS DAY IS GOING OH, SO RIGHT! IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I COULD JUST...SING! YES! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WILL DO! PREPARE YOUR EARS, HUMANS! WHILE I MAY NOT BE ANYWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS METTATON, I'M STILL QUITE TALENTED! BEHOLD!

"Pafriskus - What's Bonin' On (YEAAA)" (Watch on YouTube)

Comments

[coolskeleton_95]

EH? A REAL SHYREN, HUH?

[bylight]

What the hell is a shyren?

[coolskeleton_95]

WELL, THEY'RE SHYREN OF COURSE! [Papyrus, that isn't helpful.]

[bylight]

Are you talking about sirens?

[coolskeleton_95]

NO, SHYREN! THE SHY MERMAID WITH A LOVELY SINGING VOICE!

[bylight]

That's what a siren is. Sirens lure people to their deaths with that 'lovely' singing voice.

[coolskeleton_95]

[GASP!] SHYREN WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE!

[bylight]

How would you know? Ever ask?

[coolskeleton_95]

WELL, SHE'S USUALLY TOO SHY TO SAY MUCH, BUT I KNOW DEEP IN MY SOUL!

[bylight]

Why compare me to her then?

[coolskeleton_95]

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALSO BEING SHY! [Papyrus, no.]

[bylight]

[Shy... that... how is she supposed to respond to being called shy? Well, there's one way.]

Do you even know the definition of shy?

[coolskeleton_95]

OF COURSE I DO! AND YOU'RE A CLASSIC EXAMPLE!

[PAPYRUS NO.]

[bylight]

[..................]

You know, you should be really glad you're not anywhere near me. Else I'd have a new punching bag.

[coolskeleton_95]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT! SOON, YOU'LL BE THREATENING EVERYONE YOU MEET!

[bylight]

[THIS GUY TAKES THE CAKE IN WEIRD PEOPLE SHE'S MET]

Right. Like I don't already do that.

[coolskeleton_95]

GOOD TO SEE MY GUIDANCE PAYING OFF!

[bylight]

Your guidance is encouraging people to threaten others with bodily harm? I don't think I want to know what you cheer others up with....

[coolskeleton_95]

SPAGHETTI, OF COURSE!

[bylight]

[Wait what.]

Why spaghetti?

[coolskeleton_95]

IT'S MY SPECIALTY!

[bylight]

Is that all you can make?

[coolskeleton_95]

I CAN CREATE CULINARY DELICACIES OF THE PASTA VARIETY IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES!

[bylight]

[Nope. She can't see it.]

Then just open a damn restaurant.

[coolskeleton_95]

AH, IF ONLY IT DIDN'T COINCIDE WITH MY TRUE DREAM!