coolskeleton_95: (Hi there!//Neutral//It's Papyrus!)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS ([personal profile] coolskeleton_95) wrote2015-12-31 10:43 pm

Video/Action for New Bark Town

Greetings, humans! I’m quite impressed that you have such small devices capable of connecting to the internet! Why, it's even smaller than the smallest cell phones! The portability is simply amazing!

That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]

IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!

Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!

Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!
veggie_vamp: (Horst Cabal)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-02 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
MTT brand?
doesntdomuch: (??????)

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[personal profile] doesntdomuch 2016-01-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh, at least he has confidence?]

That's good in the very least. As terrible as it is to wake up as a different species, it really shouldn't be that hard to adjust to now.
veggie_vamp: (Jack)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-03 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Does that include... fashion?
veggie_vamp: (Caelan)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-03 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a single MTT brand in my closet! That needs to change, pronto!
awesmazings: (☼ but I don't know)

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[personal profile] awesmazings 2016-01-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, well...he's not a bad dog...he just gets kinda excited, sometimes.

[And...drags away his whole house...but that's nothing new, really.]

You know, I used to know a guy who was a skeleton just like you used to be. His name was Jack! I bet you guys woulda' gotten along real well.
veggie_vamp: (Default)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
No way! A real fashion designer is here? That's fangtastic!
ratingspoint: (REALLY ♥ heel turn one more time i s2g)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-01-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[...Ah, right. About that.]

It seems no one else here knows, either. Some of them claim to have been here for years? So that's not good.

But! It's not like it's anything that I can't handle. I've pursued my dreams through more unfortunate circumstances than this; I'm not going to let this hold me back any.
awesmazings: (☼ it's a cold)

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[personal profile] awesmazings 2016-01-03 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh! He was turned into a human too, though. He uh...he went back home a while ago, but he was a really cool guy.
veggie_vamp: (Eli)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
So he's, like, more than a triple-threat... he's like a twenty-threat! A real celebrity!
veggie_vamp: (Default)

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[personal profile] veggie_vamp 2016-01-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think I could get his autograph?
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Uh-oh)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Just gonna ignore the handsome thing.]

Uh-huh. So, as a skeleton, were you able to eat? Or did it all just fall through your ribcage?
ratingspoint: (ARROGANCE ♥ that's what she said)

[personal profile] ratingspoint 2016-01-03 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. Performing for humanity here - even if it's not all-natural humanity - is an experience I can't possibly pass up!

[...]

Of course, I'm told their tastes are a little more...subdued. So that's a bit of a shame.

[no really

how do you entertain without any murder?? where's the dramatic tension if it's all acting?

...humans are weird af papyrus holy shit]

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