coolskeleton_95 | Video/Action for New Bark Town

Greetings, humans! I’m quite impressed that you have such small devices capable of connecting to the internet! Why, it's even smaller than the smallest cell phones! The portability is simply amazing!

That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]

IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!

Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!

Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!

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Why, I'm the master of bone based magic of course! It's so good, that even if that annoying dog steals my special attack, I can still win!

Bone based magic, huh? That's pretty cool! I've got a dog back home who likes to play with bones, though...he'll steal pretty much anything if you let him.

So, you said you're The Great Papyrus, right? My name's Jimmy, Jimmy Two-Shoes! It's nice to meet'cha!

NYEH! HOW ANNOYING! HE NEEDS OBEDIENCE TRAINING IMMEDIATELY!

But yes, human! It's very nice to meet you as well!

Haha, well...he's not a bad dog...he just gets kinda excited, sometimes.

[And...drags away his whole house...but that's nothing new, really.]

You know, I used to know a guy who was a skeleton just like you used to be. His name was Jack! I bet you guys woulda' gotten along real well.

ANOTHER SKELETON?!

Uh-huh! He was turned into a human too, though. He uh...he went back home a while ago, but he was a really cool guy.

IMPOSSIBLE!

MY BROTHER AND I ARE THE ONLY SKELETONS I'VE EVER KNOWN!

You don't believe there could be other skeletons out there, Papyrus? Just like how there's lots and lots of humans in this world?

Well, my brother and I were certainly the only skeletons in the Underground! [Shifty eyes go!] I do have a theory, though....would you care to hear it?

Oh, totally! I'm all ears!

All right! Here it comes! My theory is.....Humans descended from skeletons!

[At that, Jimmy gives the most theatrical gasp he can muster.]

Sweet corn, I bet you're right!

[Is he serious or just humoring him? The world may never know.]

I guess that explains why there aren't so many plain old skeletons walking around, huh?