THE GREAT PAPYRUS (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
coolskeleton_95) wrote2015-12-31 10:43 pm
coolskeleton_95) wrote2015-12-31 10:43 pm
Video/Action for New Bark Town
Greetings, humans! I’m quite impressed that you have such small devices capable of connecting to the internet! Why, it's even smaller than the smallest cell phones! The portability is simply amazing!
That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]
IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!
Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!
Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!
That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]
IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!
Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!
Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!
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[Papyrus and Sans...that couldn't possibly be what she thinks it is, could it?]
What about Courier? Or Calibri? ...Hell, what about FangSong?
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Hmm! I believe any underling of the Great Papyrus must have a similarly great but not as great name! [To his Litleo] I now pronounce you Herculanum! [Herculanum tilts his head the other way.]
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Herculanum's a cool name, you can call him "Herc" for short. I like to give nicknames to my Pokemon in that way. [Never mind that technically you're creating a nickname for a nickname already.]
It seems like you're settling down a little, is there anything else you wanted to know? Or can I ask you some things now?
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Nyeh heh heh! Ask away! The Great Papyrus is a literal library of information! Meaning! I live quite close to it!
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[They've got to make Pokemon-proof items like that, though.]
All right, well, you seem really calm about being around humans and said something about being a mascot for monsters. So where exactly did you come from and are you on some sort of super special mission to introduce humans to monsters?
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A long time ago, before I was even born, all monsters were forced to live underground! We all hoped that some day the barrier keeping us there would be broken, and then, Frisk, my first ever human friend fell down a hole and wound up doing just that! They're the ambassador for monsters now, and I, the Great Papyrus, am the mascot!
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[That's so mean!]
I hope that monsters and humans can learn to get along now!
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Although, now you're here. Will you be taking up the mission of befriending humans and monsters here?
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But yes! We can all be friends now!
Of course! The Great Papyrus never leaves a job undone!
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