coolskeleton_95: (Hi there!//Neutral//It's Papyrus!)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS ([personal profile] coolskeleton_95) wrote2015-12-31 10:43 pm

Video/Action for New Bark Town

Greetings, humans! I’m quite impressed that you have such small devices capable of connecting to the internet! Why, it's even smaller than the smallest cell phones! The portability is simply amazing!

That being said…perhaps one of you could help me find the answer to a very important question! [Papyrus’ face fills the screen.] WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY GLORIOUS FACE?! [Oddly enough, it seems to be a normal human face…albeit a bit close to the screen.]

IT…IT’S COMPLETELY COVERED IN…FLESH! SKIN! OTHER POSSIBLE HUMAN ORGANS! HOW CAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, POSSIBLY BE ANY SORT OF MASCOT FOR MONSTERKIND WITH A FACE NOT BEFITTING OF MY TRUE SELF? That's not all! My entire body is now completely encased in this fleshy prison! Why, there's not a single bone in sight! I've not built my calcium levels to near perfection to have it all end like this!

Ah, that is not to say that I do not value humans! Not at all! Why, one of my very best friends in the entire world is human! I'm certain I make a very handsome human! However, I know that I make a much more handsome skeleton! THEREFORE! I require someone to tell me how I am to go about reversing whatever magic has made me this way at once!

Now, onto the second order of business! [Papyrus shifts the camera’s focus to a Litleo sitting patiently at his feet.] This young monster has been following me all day! They're clearly in awe of my greatness! Of course, I do tend to have that affect on others, but, they're refusing to give me their name, and their parents are surely worrying! What kind of awesome role model would the Great Papyrus be if he encouraged truancy on such a level as this? Perhaps one of you humans has seen their mother? Please, do not hesitate to inform me! I will escort them home myself! It is the least I can do for such a devoted fan!
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You... go to the bathroom?

[Has this guy ever used one?]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Tethered)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[How to deal with this.]

I take it you've never been to the bathroom.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ It starts with an earthquake)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-09 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
But have you ever used the toilet.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ And a government for hire)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
It looks like a chair with a lid on it. And there's water inside.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Speed)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-09 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uhm... well... This is awkward. He doesn't really want to go into details. He really doesn't.]

... t-to end the journey of the food you eat?

[IS THAT ENOUGH BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Serve yourself)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-11 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes? You have to sit on it.

[This is getting worse by the moment.]

With the lid up!
sneezelikeakitten: (♣ Tell me with the Rapture)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-11 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Please someone save him from this conversation...]

It's supposed to. Just... remember to take your pants off before you sit down.

[Don't ask for more details, please please please.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ And a government for hire)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-11 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT DID HE DO OH NO DID HE SAY SOMETHING WRONG PLEASE STOP SCREAMING HE'S SCREAMING WITH YOU NOW


WHY ARE WE SCREAMING]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ No)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Deep breath before answering.]

They've got books on it if you need more details.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Or you can find a doctor. I'm sure there's some around here that don't treat Pokémon.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Team by team)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-01-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
My name's Dipper Pines, not human.

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